dat-soldier:

sonnetscrewdriver:

dat-soldier:

did-you-kno:

Source


back the fuck up

There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up.
So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him.
The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off.
Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes.


did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out

dat-soldier:

sonnetscrewdriver:

dat-soldier:

did-you-kno:

Source

back the fuck up

There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up.

So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, drinking tea. The horde sent a couple of emissaries over to see what was what, and the general greeted them cheerfully and invited them all to come and take tea with him.

The horde decided that this was a scenario that had “MASSIVE FUCKING TRAP” written all over it in beautiful calligraphy and promptly fucked off.

Whoever that general was, he was clearly the Ancient Chinese equivalent of Sam Vimes.

did he just invite us over for tea nah man i’m out

cashtier:

when someone do a draw for u
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zodiacsociety:


Zodiac Signs As Ice Cream Flavours!
Zodiac Signs In The Hunger Games
ZODIAC SIGNS AND THEIR WEAKNESS.
Zodiac Signs In The Bedroom
Zodiac Signs When Angry! 
Career Ideas For Your Zodiac Sign

Bill Nye schools CNN on climate change.

runeslayer:

Friiiendly remind that the original post of this is > here both in better quality and it isn’t cropped at the bottom
…why is the lower half of the picture cropped in the first place

runeslayer:

Friiiendly remind that the original post of this is > here both in better quality and it isn’t cropped at the bottom

…why is the lower half of the picture cropped in the first place

protocol00:

after making this post i prety much HAD to draw this

tieubum:

Zodiac Illustration by hgjart

mushroomaximus:

I can’t believe I was able to get this many notes on this, but reblogging again for the year of Luigi!

Luigi-senpai!!!